So I just got banned from ThinkOrSwim Chat.

So I just got b****d from my broker ThinkOrSwim.


It was after trading hours where and My buddy Dawgnabbit!! kept bugging me to show him this one picture. So I finally get to it and pasted a “Non Trading Related” image in the “Trader Lounge”

The night before, a bunch of TOS Chat regulars, notabilly Brandie ~~~~” were chatting about something. Probably doing her usual thing, you know.. “yack yack.. I hate Obama and poor people….etc.. ::lol::

So aside from the fact that “Kirk” was totally trying to get all up on her and when someone was asking what she looked like. Kirk was all “shes hot”.

Out of nowhere my buddy ASKBUCKY said “She looks like this..” Came back a few mins later with a link to this picture.


I don’t know who that lady is on the left but reminds of of Erin Grey from SilverSpoons only older and chubbier

:lol:





So I hit the interwebs to look for some lolz and found the ultimate.





Of course, this isn’t Brandie but it sure is created a bunch of :lol:


 



Anyways someone mentioned it to Dawg and he kept bugging me to see it so I posted it. Little did I know the resident Nazi (who by the way only seems to do his job AFTER trading hours) was lurking around when I posted it.

tos adwisor

tos adwisor aka Resident nazi





10 mins later I get this popping up when trying to type in the chatroom.

So I shoot off a “Live Support” message asking wtf is going on. With his permission, Here is the transcript:

14:20 nickt:

Hello, you were removed from the chat room for posting pictures not related to trading

14:20 nickt:

this was in the trader lounge chat earlier today

14:21 nickt:

The standard removal time is a 2 weeks, i will set it to one only as long as you keep it trading related going forward from there.

14:21 lakai:

what

14:21 nickt:

You are out of all chat rooms for 1 week

14:21 lakai:

you’re going to ban me for a week for that ?

14:21 nickt:

correct

14:22 lakai:

taht’s just stupid..

14:23 nickt:

If you do not the ban feel free to email Tom at tom@thinkorswim.com I wll forward him the content of your post and you can talk further about it with him.     Yeah, most people would waste his time with this nonsense, but I respect the guy enough not to

14:24 lakai:

are you kidding me.. you want me to email tom about something so miniscule like this ?

14:24 lakai:

I know you’re just doing your job. but its not necessary for all this..

14:26 nickt: you don’t hvae to…it will be turend back on in a week other wise. I am just saying if you don’t like it being a week/think it is unfair it is fine to email him on it. The policy has gotten a bit more strict.  Oh gee.. do I really have permission to email “the sos” ???
14:27 lakai: I didn’t say its unfair. It’s just unnecssary. what happened to getting a warning first, and ban me if I kept doing it.
14:29 lakai: everyone is gonna miss me :]
14:29 nickt: Sorry, but I am already cutting the normal time in half.
14:30 lakai: ok whatever then.. So Is anyone in accounting still at the office so I can close my account then because this is just stupid.
14:31 nickt: I agree. I hate haveing to be the bearer of bad news but it is what it is.
14:32 lakai: I know you can work with me here nick. just give me a warning ..
14:32 nickt: Fine, I will turn you back on this friday. final offer.   Final offer ?  wtf are we at the swapmeet ?
14:33 lakai: Just turn it back on today,
14:33 nickt: No   dick
14:34 lakai: whats the difference.
14:35 nickt: Exatly.  Learn how to spell
14:35 lakai: so hook me back up then.
14:36 nickt: exactly that is. Its jst a couple days and I am doing as requested by people that complained to us, i can not turn you back on today nor can i talk about this any more today, it will be firday
14:36 lakai: you’re full of shit, no one requested that I get banned
14:37 nickt: There are hunderes sometimes thousdans of people in these rooms… you dont know what goes on behind the scenes. you can still read the rooms, you just cant post until friday behind the scenes ??  Oh, Please do tell me about the exciting life as a customer service rep who can’t spell for shit
14:40 nickt: If you want to be tunred back on on Friday just chat in and ask for me and I will turn them on for you
14:41 lakai: why would I do that.
*** whats going on in my mind  after reading what nickt said.

Can we say.. wtf ?

WTF

First off,

Why the hell are you talking to me like this ?

Second,

You wanted told me to email

Da Man

Da Man


about some stupid shit like this ??

If he has to handle petty BS like this then I wonder


Who's the Boss ?

Who's the Boss ?


Third,

Is this how you treat customers ? I know I’m not exactly your biggest but still we’re not talking “Papermoney” here.



Fourth,

What do you have against fat chicks ??




In Conclusion…



nickt

nickt discriminates against fat chicks


btw.. everything I wrote here is not made directly about Think Or Swim the firm.  This is just for shits and giggles

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